bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via orthoqueen)


beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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(via sexcreams)


kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(via mariofartwii)


dogshaming:

fish shaming [x]

(via slightly-unpredictable-queen)


catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via i-effed-it-all-up)


slaughterrr:

fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.


You can see the cat jump in the air 😭 I’m literally crying

slaughterrr:

fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.

You can see the cat jump in the air 😭 I’m literally crying

(via ihearnoisesinthedarkness)


awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 

awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

(via selfservicehope)


elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via selfservicehope)


Q
You are so pretty but I wish you were a bit skinnier :/
Anonymous
A

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via finthelesbian)